Health Alert: Dangerous New Work Virus

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand.

The virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer or WORK for short. If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into cant with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeated until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward the warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.